A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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