My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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