Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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