This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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