what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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