I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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