called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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