youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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