Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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