so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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