So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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