Midget sex pt 2 tonight
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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