There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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