Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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