office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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