Duck Duck Cougar?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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