none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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