Did you just see the Batmobile???
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
