3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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