He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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