She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
