yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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