Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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