Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
