You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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