My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have demons in me.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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