Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You ate ashes out of my bong
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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