There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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