love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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