Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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