Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I intend to get homeless drunk
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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