there was a trapeze. enough said
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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