I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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