Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
As shirtless as possible
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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