: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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