I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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