I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
How naked do you want me to be?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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