I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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