Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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