so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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