her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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