We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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