do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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