In the future we'll all be gay
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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