If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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