He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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