He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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