Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
