Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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