Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
3pm strippers are depressing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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