Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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