question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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