My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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