did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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