i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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