and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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