Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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